Many copies of these Xbox ports suffer from the “pedestrian problem” (foot-bound residents of Vice City suddenly become silent, including Tommy Vercetti), earning the Double Pack the unwanted nickname Glitch Theft Auto. While Rockstar quietly replaces these faulty copies of the game, we present a long list of the comedic cheats that PlayStation 2 owners have been using and abusing for years.

Please note that you should never save your game after using these codes, since they can corrupt your save file and prevent you from completing the game. So, put in the codes and goof around all you like, but be sure to reset the system and play fair if you intend to save your progress. You’ve been warned.

Enter codes at any time during gameplay. Enter codes that affect vehicle behavior while you’re inside the vehicle.

Grand Theft Auto III

Floating Cars (cars behave like gliders if you catch air): Right, Black, B, R, White, Down, L, R

Explode Car: White, Black, L, R, White, Black, Y, X, B, Y, White, L

Precise Car Handling (you can press in the analog stick to jump): R, L, Black, L, Left, R, R, Y

Get a Tank Instantly: B, B, B, B, B, B, R, White, L, Y, B, Y

Invisible Cars: L, L, X, Black, Y, L, Y

Raise Wanted Level: Black, Black, L, Black, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right

Lower Wanted Level: Black, Black, L, Black, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down

Instant Cash: Black, Black, L, L, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up

Crazy Pedestrians: Black, R, Y, A, White, L, Up, Down

Pedestrians Hate You: Down, Up, Left, Up, A, R, Black, L, White

Pedestrian Animosity (boxing): Right, Black, B, R, White, Down, L, R

Pedestrian Animosity (fighting): Down, Up, Left, Up, A, R, Black, White, L

All Weapons: Black, Black, L, Black, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up

Full Armor: Black, Black, L, White, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up

Maximum Health: Black, Black, L, R, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up

New Clothes (repeat as many times as desired): Right, Down, Left, Up, L, White, Up, Left, Down, Right

Faster Clock: B, B, B, X, X, X, X, X, L, Y, B, Y

Slow Down Gameplay: Y, Up, Right, Down, X, R, Black

Speed Up Gameplay: Y, Up, Right, Down, X, L, White

Clear Weather: L, White, R, Black, Black, R, White, Y

Cloudy Weather: L, White, R, Black, Black, R, White, X

Foggy Weather: L, White, R, Black, Black, R, White, A

Rainy Weather: L, White, R, Black, Black, R, White, B

Gore: X, L, B, Down, L, R, Y, Right, L, A

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

Aggressive Drivers: Black, B, R, White, Left, R, L, Black, White

Increase Armor: R, Black, L, A, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up

Turn All Cars Black: B, White, Up, R, Left, A, R, L, Left, B

Make All Cars Explode: Black, White, R, L, White, Black, X, Y, B, Y, White, L

Aquatic Vehicles (use cars as boats): Right, Black, B, R, White, X, R, Black

New Clothes (repeat as many times as desired): Right, Right, Left, Up, L, White, Left, Up, Down, Right

Tire Inflation (repeat to increase size): R, A, Y, Right, Black, X, Up, Down, X

Flying Vehicles (makes vehicle behave like the Dodo airplane): Right, Black, B, R, White, Down, L, R

Health Increase: R, Black, L, B, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up

Faster Top Speed (vehicle): Right, R, Up, White, White, Left, R, L, R, R

Ladies’ Man (certain females pursue you): B, A, L, L, Black, A, A, B, Y

Lower Wanted Level: R, R, B, Black, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down

Raise Wanted Level: R, R, B, Black, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right

Precise Vehicle Handling: Y, R, R, Left, R, L, Black, L

Make All Cars Turn Pink: B, L, Down, White, Left, A, R, L, Right, A

Play as Candy Suxxx: B, Black, Down, R, Left, Right, R, L, A, White

Play as Hilary King: R, B, Black, L, Right, R, L, A, Black

Play as Ken Rosenberg: Right, L, Up, White, L, Right, R, L, A, R

Play as Lance Vance: B, White, Left, A, R, L, A, L

Play as Love Fist Guy #1: Down, L, Down, White, Left, A, R, L, A, A

Play as Love Fist Guy #2: R, White, Black, L, Right, Black, Left, A, X, L

Play as Mercedes: Black, L, Up, L, Right, R, Right, Up, B, Y

Play as Phil Cassidy: Right, R, Up, Black, L, Right, R, L, Right, B

Play as Ricardo Diaz: L, White, R, Black, Down, L, Black, White

Play as Sonny Forelli: B, L, B, White, Left, A, R, L, A, A

Instant Bloodring Banger (car): Up, Right, Right, L, Right, Up, X, White

Instant Bloodring Racer: Down, R, B, White, White, A, R, L, Left, Left

Instant Caddie: B, L, Up, R, White, A, R, L, B, A

Instant Hotring Racer #1: R, B, Black, Right, L, White, A, A, X, R

Instant Hotring Racer #2: Black, L, B, Right, L, R, Right, Up, B, Black

Instant Love Fist Limo: Black, Up, White, Left, Left, R, L, B, Right

Instant Rhino Tank: B, B, L, B, B, B, L, White, R, Y, B, Y

Instant Romero’s Hearse: Down, Black, Down, R, White, Left, R, L, Left, Right

Instant Saber Turbo: Right, White, Down, White, White, A, R, L, B, Left

Instant Trashmaster: B, R, B, R, Left, Left, R, L, B, Right

Commit Suicide: Right, White, Down, R, Left, Left, R, L, White, L

Weapons Collection #1: R, Black, L, Black, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up

Weapons Collection #2: R, Black, L, Black, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Down, Left

Weapons Collection #3: R, Black, L, Black, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Down, Down

Bikini Girls Pack Heat: Right, L, B, White, Left, A, R, L, L, A

Pedestrians Hate You: Down, Up, Up, Up, A, Black, R, White, White

Pedestrians Armed: Black, R, A, Y, A, Y, Up, Down

Police Return From Death: B, L, Down, White, Left, A, R, L, Right, A

Show Media Level: Black, B, Up, L, Right, R, Right, Up, X, Y

Slow Down Clock: Y, Up, Right, Down, X, Black, R

Speed Up Clock: B, B, L, X, L, X, X, X, L, Y, B, Y

Cloudy Weather: Black, A, L, L, White, White, White, Y

Completely Overcast: Black, A, L, L, White, White, White, X

Foggy Weather: Black, A, L, L, White, White, White, A

Stormy Weather: Black, A, L, L, White, White, White, B

Clear Weather: Black, A, L, L, White, White, White, Down

Copyright © 2004 Ziff Davis Media Inc. All Rights Reserved. Originally appearing in Electronic Gaming Monthly.